Pigeons Shitting On Chess Game
Anti-vaxxers are like teaching a pigeon to play chess. They don't know jack about it, they don't wanna hear you explain it, and in the end they knock down the pieces and strut around like they won the game.
- After revealing the secrets of goats and bread, the physics wizards at Bossa Studios are now shining the spotlight on the true master of Earth's cities: the mighty pigeon. Like Goat Simulator.
- The original quote apparently comes from an Amazon review on the book Evoloution vs Creationism and reads like this: 'Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.' Snopes article on the topic.
- Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game.
Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.
Origin:
'Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.' -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)
Origin:
'Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.' -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)
Man, trying to explain to those moon landingdeniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.
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A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3
'Look! It's Christmas! I wonder if the happychubby dude left me any presents!!'
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comes from an anonymous quotation to the effect that 'debating a (whoever) is like playing chess with a pigeon - it knocks over the peices, defecates on the board, and then flies back to its flock to brag about how it won'
by halconnen30mm March 24, 2009
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when groups play games with their pigeons (pigeons are losers who hang around a group and do everything the group tells them to because they think they are being accepted) like making their pigeons annoy eachother and even fight and it becomes a game for the entertainment of two or more groups that have pigeons
kid: i think that one group over there is playing pigeon chess with that other group cause last week one pigeon took another pigeons boxers off and threw them on the roof and today one pigeon just stole the another ones lunch
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